Walking the Edge of Reality

[ Log In ]

Walking the Edge of Reality

A look behind the curtain to my world...

And now for something completely different...
Monday, April 28, 2008 11:01 AM

POST MORTEM:

On April 27th, 2008, between the hours of 7:00 and 7:15pm Eastern time, the youngest member of the Flor household (hereinafter referred to as "the subject") attempted to conduct an unapproved and unsupervised experiment to determine the operational design and internal structure of a childhood entertainment device commonly known as an "Etch-a-Sketch" (hereinafter referred to as "the device"). Between the hours of 7:15pm and 7:25pm there was an unexpected containment failure in the exterior casing of the device, causing an uncontrolled explosion and subsequent contamination of approximately one hundred (100) square feet of laboratory space. The subject, fearing administrative sanction from his superiors, attempted to conceal said device and disavow any knowledge of the incident taking place, but because of the visible nature of the contagion it was clear to the female Administrative Supervisor that some sort of incident had occured.

Unaware of the current condition or location of the device, and unaware of the source of the contagion, the Administrative Supervisor commenced security protocol "Alpha" and intitiated the domestic equivalent of an Anthrax Alert. The Administrative Supervisor immediately contacted the male Chief Technical Officer, who was conveniently located at a nearby consumable distribution center (commonly known as "Publix"). Upon arrival of the Chief Technical Officer, and after subsequent interrogation of the subject, the device was recovered and the source of the contagion was determined. Without any other available staff at the time, both the Administrative Supervisor and the Chief Technical Officer began to perform hazardous materials cleanup while the subject was placed in a hot shower for decontamination.

Disciplinary action is still pending.

This report was submitted by David Flor, Chief Technical Officer of the Flor household on April 27th, 2008 at 8:11pm.

DF/lf

One (1) copy to be provided to the subject.
One (1) copy to be placed in the subject's permanent record.
One (1) copy to be placed on the front panel of the domestic consumable refrigeration unit for review.

Posted by David "Nighthawk" Flor on Monday, April 28, 2008 11:01 AM

6 comments [ View Comments ]

Posted by MrToasty on Monday, April 28, 2008 11:52 AM

ELL OH ELL

Posted by lostgunslinger2 on Monday, April 28, 2008 2:13 PM

Etch-a-sketch go boom?

Posted by Tabster on Monday, April 28, 2008 8:32 PM

So what im getting here is that your son either threw or blew up an etch-a-sketch and tried to hide it from the Mrs. which failed, miserably, and you had to clean up the area. am i right so far?

Posted by Jacks on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:44 AM

My favorite part is "Disciplinary action is still pending" Lol

Posted by Nikki on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9:54 AM

Night, this is awesome. Luckily it wasn't an ant farm.

Been there, done that, got the swiffer.

Posted by Illy on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 10:16 PM

OMG IT'S A KLOO GO GO GO

Post a comment:

Name:
Email Address:
	(Email address is not public information)
Website URL:
	(Website is public information and will make your name a link)
Comment:
	(HTML is NOT supported in comments)

[ <- Previous ] [ Next -> ]

David "Nighthawk" Flor

View Complete Profile

My Image Gallery

2009
December
November
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
2008
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April

Links:
Darklight Interactive
Brain Clouds
Facebook profile
DLIMedia @ Twitter
DLIMedia @ Facebook
Partners in Crime:
Icarus' Labyrinth
Iriarte Files
Christy Dena
Avant Game
Novel Patient
Adventures in Reality
Alternate Reality Existence
Resources:
unFiction
unfiction Forums
Despoiler
ARGNet
ARGology
IGDA ARG SIG
Online Comics:
Penny Arcade
Save Hiatus
Order Of the Stick
XKCD
Odd Fish
HijiNKS Ensue
Questionable Content
Punch an' Pie
Goblins
Shortpacked!
Garfield w/o Garfield
Basic Instructions